Johnny Damon is still an idiot

Posted on December 16, 2008
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billy-ray-damon Let me get this out of the way up-front, when I say that Johnny Damon is an idiot, I don’t mean it in the nice 2004 World Series camaraderie way. I mean it in the “you’re a freaking moron, go crawl back in your hole” way.

With that said, Johnny Damon is an idiot. He ran his mouth for two full years after Boston “disrespected him” (offered him 1 less year on his contract than NY.)

He still hasn’t stopped, as he is now giving himself credit for being the reason AJ Burnett chose New York over Boston. He reportedly did a “heavy selling job” to Burnett for the Yankees. I actually would like to take this moment to thank Johnny Damon for that.

AJ Burnett:
2005 – Asked by the Marlins to leave the team.
2006: DL
2007: DL
2008: Mediocre season with lots of strikeouts
2009: $$$

Yeah, I’ll pass. Thanks for helping the team Johnny.

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One Response to “Johnny Damon is still an idiot”

  1. Michael Christopher on December 16th, 2008 5:07 pm

    PS: You’re wrong if you think that Johnny Damon and Billy Ray Cyrus don’t look alike!

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