Breaking News!
Posted on August 1, 2008
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We’ve received some breaking news from the Red Sox. This may affect the team more than anything that Theo and the front office has done in the past 5 years. Ladies and gentlemen, grab onto your seats and prepare for a bumpy ride. Ready?
The Red Sox unofficial team barber has left Boston with Manny Ramirez!
Sadly, I’m not even joking when I say that this is true. LMontro, the guy that got a whole article dedicated to him by The Globe last season, went with Manny to Los Angeles. Somewhere Coco Crisp is crying in a corner while slowly stroking his dreadlocks.
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Did you see how much money he makes?
“LMontro won’t reveal what specific clients pay, but said it’s not unusual to collect $1,000 for a cut. Driving a Hummer with Louis Vuitton leather seats, gull-wing doors, and a satellite dish on the roof, he certainly looks like he’s living large.”
I’d cut the Yankees players in their faces if I was their barber…
Nah, I didn’t bother reading the whole article. My god though, no wonder he went with Manny. 1K just to give a freaking haircut..