Thank you Nick Swisher (from a Sox fan)
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 6:57 pm on July 8, 2010
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Yes, it is true that I’m not a very big Nick Swisher fan. In fact, I have been known to immediately put down any food that I’m eating over the past couple of seasons whenever I see his greasy hair on my HDTV.
Why? Other than the fact that he plays for the New York Yankees, I think the “Bleacher Creature’s Roll Call” is lame and I roll my eyes every time Swisher salutes them like they’re anything other than a bunch of drunk obnoxious fans. It doesn’t hurt that I am slightly jealous that he’s married to actress Joanna García, even if it’s only because she played Vicki Appleby on ‘Freaks and Geeks.’ Oh yeah, and he’s a self proclaimed Scientologist. If that doesn’t breed a burning sense of dislike in your belly then nothing else will.
I do have some sad news to report however; I am GLAD that Nick Swisher used his Twitter account along with celebrity endorsements from people like Jessica Alba to win himself the final spot on the American League’s All-Star roster. Absurd, right? Hold on, I’ve got some reasoning..
Yesterday I was thinking of doing a bit more campaigning on the behalf of Kevin Youkilis. The tally was close and I had used all of my 25 votes for him earlier in the week. When I say ‘earlier in the week,’ I mean before the Red Sox got laughably swept by Tampa Bay. I also mean before Youkilis hurt himself digging out a space in the batter’s box (oddest injury of the season thus far.) His replacement in the lineup led to David Ortiz being intentionally walked 3 times due to zero offensive protection in the 4 spot.
The resulting beatdowns provided by the Rays officially convinced me that I would much rather have Youk sitting at home watching the game with a beer than trying to join in on the festivities. He works at everything he does as hard as he can, as fast as he can, and as well as he can. The All-Star game would be just another day at the park for him rather than the relaxing celebration that most players find it to be.
So yes, Kevin Youkilis may be more deserving of the final spot on the roster (as well as Paul Konerko) but I’ve got no quarrel with Nick Swisher for using whatever means necessary to make the All-Star team. In fact, I’d like to flat out thank him for saving 1 of our 4 remaining opening day players from potentially landing on the DL with their teammates.
I still think he’s stupid for believing in Scientology though.
Buchholz latest All-Star to DL
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 6:56 pm on July 5, 2010
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First time All-Star Clay Buchholz has become the latest Red Sox player to hit the disabled list. Buchholz, 10-4 with a 2.45 ERA in 15 starts this season, strained his left hamstring while running the bases in San Francisco on June 26th. You can officially add a no-hitter to my post on the most talented disabled list in baseball.
LHP Felix Doubront will come up from Pawtucket to replace Buchholz as the starter for Tuesday night’s game against Tampa Bay. Doubront won his major league debut on June 18th over the Los Angeles Dodgers, giving up three earned runs over five innings. He is having a dominating season in the minors and is thought of by many to be one of Boston’s best bargaining chips for the upcoming trade deadline. This spot start could serve to show off his worth to a wider group of teams in hope of spinning him to plug some of the team’s holes (*cough* RELIEF PITCHING *cough*)
Red Sox ’10 All-Stars announced
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 4:35 pm on July 5, 2010
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The Red Sox have put 6 of their own on the AL All-Star team this year. For the first time in recent memory, none of them were voted to start by the fans. Usually you could make the argument that at least one or two of them deserve to be starting but it’d be a pretty hard argument to make with this lineup.
(Red Sox players are in BOLD)
Starting Lineup
Pos - Player
C - Joe Mauer, MIN
1B - Justin Morneau, MIN
2B - Robinson Cano, NYY
SS - Derek Jeter, NYY
3B - Evan Longoria, TB
OF - Josh Hamilton, TEX
OF - Ichiro Suzuki, SEA
OF - Carl Crawford, TB
DH - Vladimir Guerrero, TEX
Pitchers
Pos - Player
P - Clay Buchholz, BOS
P - Trevor Cahill, OAK
P - Fausto Carmona, CLE
P - Neftali Feliz, TEX
P - Phil Hughes, NYY
P - Cliff Lee, SEA
P - Jon Lester, BOS
P - David Price, TB
P - Mariano Rivera, NYY
P - CC Sabathia, NYY
P - Joakim Soria, KC
P - Matt Thornton, CWS
P - Jose Valverde, DET
Reserves
Pos - Player
C - John Buck, TOR
C - Victor Martinez, BOS
1B - Miguel Cabrera, DET
2B - Dustin Pedroia, BOS
2B - Ian Kinsler, TEX
2B - Ty Wigginton, BAL
SS - Elvis Andrus, TEX
3B - Adrian Beltre, BOS
3B - Alex Rodriguez, NYY
OF - Jose Bautista, TOR
OF - Torii Hunter, LAA
OF - Vernon Wells, TOR
DH - David Ortiz, BOS
Pedroia and Martinez were both voted onto the squad by player ballot and both will miss the game because they are on the DL. This will be the first appearance for Adrian Beltre, Clay Buchholz, and Jon Lester. A notable exception from years past is Jonathan Papelbon who has been struggling thus far in 2010.
Last but not least, Kevin Youkilis has a chance to join the team via the ‘2010 All-Star Game Final Vote.’ The competition above him at first base was pretty tough (Morneau and Cabrera both put up slightly better numbers) but Youkilis deserves to be on the team by putting up a pretty hefty 1.000 OPS in the first 81 games of the season.
That was my subtle way of saying VOTE FOR YOUK!
The most talented Disabled-List in baseball
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 12:53 am on July 2, 2010
Filed Under 2010 Season, Injury Watch | 5 Comments
The Red Sox currently have ten players on the disabled list: Josh Beckett, Manny Delcarmen, Jacoby Ellsbury, Jeremy Hermida, Mike Lowell, Jed Lowrie, Victor Martinez, Dustin Pedroia, Junichi Tazawa, and Jason Varitek. Not only does this equal one of the more expensive DLs in baseball but it is also one of the most talented.
Just take a look at some of their combined accolades:
All-Star Selections: 14
Gold Gloves: 3
League MVP: 1
Rookie of the Year Award: 1
Silver Sluggers: 4
World Series MVP: 2
We just need to have faith that the bench can keep the ship afloat for another month or two until the majority of the team gets healthy again.
Jason Varitek (AND Manny Delcarmen) to the DL
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 12:12 am on July 2, 2010
Filed Under 2010 Season, Injury Watch | 2 Comments
If ever there was a time for me to quote some emo lyrics, now is that time..
I want to read good news,
I want to be innocent again;
I want to read good news,
But nothing good is happening.. – Something Corporate
The Red Sox will place their only healthy remaining Major League catcher, Jason Varitek, on the disabled list. Varitek somehow managed to break his foot on Wednesday night but details are kind of sparse on how it actually happened.
Boston GM Theo Epstein showed former shades of himself on Thursday as he snagged up a short term replacement behind the dish for Tek. All it took was a trade of infielder Angel Sanchez to the Houston Astros and former Red Sox catcher Kevin Cash was on his way back to Boston. So the catching platoon now consists of journeyman Kevin Cash and minor league wannabe journeyman Gustavo Molina.
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Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that Manny Delcarmen is joining them on the DL with a right forearm strain? There has been no mention of who is going to take his spot on the roster yet.
Chase Utley is in my kitchen
Written by Michael Christopher of http://www.soxaddict.org
Posted at 5:11 pm on July 1, 2010
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A few weeks ago I was contacted by a representative from the website Fathead. If you haven’t heard of them before, they provide life-size replicas of athletes to stick on your wall. The man I spoke to asked me if I would like to make a post about their product in exchange if they sent me a freebie. I figured that I could have some kind of a give-away on the site so I agreed to hit him up with a little free promotion. I replied and told him that I’d do a post if he sent me something to do with the Red Sox.
My house is decked out with Boston sports gear so how could I turn down this offer?
A few days passed by until I received a cardboard cylinder outside my door. I opened it up and this is what it looks like on the inside:
Yep. In case you’re wondering, that blank silhouette is where a large sticker of Chase Utley was affixed. I, the owner and author for SOX ADDICT, was sent a Fathead set of Philadelphia Phillies stuff and a 3.5 foot tall sticker of Utley swinging a bat.
A few days went by while I was trying to figure out what to do with my newly acquired NL East merchandise. I debated on putting it on my wall and using it as a dartboard but I don’t really hate the Phillies that much and my landlords might frown on a hundred little holes dotting the walls of my apartment but then one day I was out getting the mail and I saw a busted old Buick Regal across the street. I took a closer look and someone had done a few modifications to the car. They had affixed the Mercedes symbol on the front of it and on the back they had some metal work done to try and pretend they were driving a Benz. I knew then what had to be done.
Chase Utley (Click the image for a closeup)
I had to make my own kind of transformation. All it took was a printout of JD Drew’s head, some scotch tape, and a huge red sharpie.
JD Drew (Click the image for a closeup)
Perfect. When life hands you lemons (or a bunch of Phillies stickers), make lemonade (or a bunch of Red Sox stickers.) Anyway, if you can manage to get the correct team then I think the product would be pretty cool for a child’s bedroom or a college dormroom. It won’t really fit the decor for anyone else’s house unless their wife lets them have some sort of awesome mancave. The quality of the actual stickers seems pretty solid. They seem like they can take some abuse from an air conditioner or heating vent. I also moved them around a few times so if you happen to order some and decide you don’t want them anymore then don’t worry about it peeling the paint off of your wall.
If you’re interested in purchasing a Chase Utley Fathead Jr then be my guest but if you’re like me then you might want to check their selection of Red Sox merchandise rather than ghetto rigging it like I did.
The good news is that now I have something physical to punch every time JD Drew takes a called third strike. The bad news is that my wall may still end up with a hundred holes in it by the end of the season.
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